It’s The Remix to Ignition…

Emily: TOOT TOOT
  BEEP BEEP
Jamie: and after the show it’s the AFTER PARTY
   and after the party it’s the HOTEL LOBBY
   and round about 12 we got to CLEAR THE LOBBY
Emily: yeah and TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM AND
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  SOMEBODY
  those parentheses were not supposed to look so vaginal
  they were supposed to indicate silence
Jamie: vaginal silence.
   I mean, vaginas are pretty quiet, really
Emily: most of the time.

LIKE GODDAMN WATERLILIES

Emily: we ordered popcorn with extra butter and when we got to the bottom we realized there was legit like an INCH of liquid butter down there. like. sloshing around. with popcorn floating on the top. like goddamn waterlilies or something.
I’m still feeling traumatized
Jamie: EWWWWWWWWW
that’s like that sandwich I ate yesterday
that was traumatizing too
with the butter all soaked through the bread
Emily: my stomach is still traumatized, I think
Jamie: wtf are people thinking?
Emily: well.
to be fair, I said to the concessions guy, “I don’t know if you guys have rules for how much butter you can put on, but I want you to break them.”
Jamie: oh no!!!!
yeah, that was your fault all the way

Put It In Your Mouth.

Emily: I just ate something off my desk but I’m not sure what it was
I think it was a chocolate chip
I need to remember that not everything can go in my mouth

Tagged

BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jamie: LET’S PLAY CRIMINAL MINDS
I love that show.
Emily: I don’t watch that
 can we play Ghostwriter?
Jamie: or wait – better yet – I’ll be BONES
 you can be David Boreanz
HAHAHA
Emily: come on
 you can be Bones
 I’ll be a zombie from the Walking Dead
 GGGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jamie: you guys both have large heads, we’ve determined!
Emily: shut up
Jamie: yours is just…more feminine!
Emily: BRAAAAAAAAAAINSSS
 you get to be someone from a show you love, then so do I!
 or maybe I’ll be Joan from Mad Men.
Jamie: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
 like she fits into a crime scene!
Emily: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS WILL SOLVE THE CASE!
 she fits into anything
Jamie: oh puhlease
 LIKE YOUR VAGINA!
 boom.

Jamie: just throwin’ it out there
like a big ass softball
Emily: ASS BALL
Jamie: ASS BALLS PLURAL
Emily: eeeeew
that would make sitting difficult
Jamie: hemmroids are ass balls I guess
(spelling is incorrect)
Emily: eew
hemmeroids? no. hemmroids? no. hemmerhoids?
GAH
HEMROIDS
there we go
I hope someone walks by and sees that on my screen
Jamie: I hope so too
they’ll leave you alone forever.

 

ASS BALLS